Boot or Sandal?

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Mine is a cutoff New York Mets sweatshirt that REMINDS me of the cultural hot mess (racial strife at UMass-Amherst to the point where it made "Donahue" - ask your aunts, kids!) that occurred when Bill Buckner spread it like a Vegas hooker (to my extreme pleasure!!) in the '86 World Series (I started college... in Boston... 2 years later, and rubbed my New Yorkness - and Metness! - in a few faces I KNOW I shouldn't have.)... More than 20 yrs. later, I still have the shirt - even though my muffintop is more of a weddingcaketop! - and it makes me smile!

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Bret's pretty and twinkish... but Jemaine has a mouth I could spend a three-to-seven-day weekend in...

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Before Don Imus was talking smack about "nappy-headed hoes," there was Marge... and the rest of those ... unique ... Bouvier women (Speaking of which, have they ever had Marge's father in the show?).

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Enter Stumbling.

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He *was* the only way he knew.

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I'm sorry kids, but (1) it can't all be googled (Get the f**k out to the library once in a while.), and (2) your MySpace/Facebook/etc. "friends" aren't all people you'd want anywhere near your home... without a bath and a restraining order.

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